When bae looks good…
how can we believe the dates written on historical documents when the other day i wrote january 2010 on one of my papers
all of my responsibilities
Hi, My name is Junie B. Jones. The B. stands for Beatrice, except I don’t like Beatrice. I just like B. and that’s all.
i found the site where those beanie baby gifs came from and i’m crying
look at them go
i was cuddling this guy once n he had his head on my chest n just whispered “what did you just think about?” and i went “netflix” becus i was thinkin about netflix and he just went
"oh. your heart sped up and i… ok"
Favourite Australian saying: “have a good one”. Have a good what? We’ll never tell. You’ll never know Australian secrets.
who’s gonna take the 82 hour trip down to no where land to tell these people half the english speaking world uses their apparently exclusive phrases
dont u dare treat ur animals like shit in front of me i will end ur life son