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  • British Blogger: Ok now listen here you dumb fockin Americans know what this is? *shows pic of bubblegum* We call this a Sniksmacksnibblebob which you uncultured fockin twats would know nothing about.
  • Me: Chill

doingitforthevine:

When bae looks good…

  • teacher: are there any classes you are struggling with?
  • me: the bourgeois
  • teacher: what
  • me: what
  • karl marx: nice

mazeltoph:

how can we believe the dates written on historical documents when the other day i wrote january 2010 on one of my papers

GIVEAWAY:

sassyabrahamlincoln:

all of my responsibilities

hannahlaurahierseman:

Hi, My name is Junie B. Jones. The B. stands for Beatrice, except I don’t like Beatrice. I just like B. and that’s all.

goodcopbadcopofficial:

i found the site where those beanie baby gifs came from and i’m crying

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look at them go

When bae looks good…

genderbells:

i was cuddling this guy once n he had his head on my chest n just whispered “what did you just think about?” and i went “netflix” becus i was thinkin about netflix and he just went

"oh. your heart sped up and i… ok"

hylianears:

notafuckingwizard:

Favourite Australian saying: “have a good one”. Have a good what? We’ll never tell. You’ll never know Australian secrets.

who’s gonna take the 82 hour trip down to no where land to tell these people half the english speaking world uses their apparently exclusive phrases

buttermilkqueen:

dont u dare treat ur animals like shit in front of me i will end ur life son

ciggers:

 ciggers:

when I take a picture of somebody :

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when I ask somebody to take a picture of me :

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